If Only They Could Talk

Sometimes things would be so much easier if the fur kids were human kids. For example, children would not be expected to stay in the States for at least six months and require blood tests to ensure that they have acquired enough rabies antibodies before they're allowed back in Australia. And then, when they have returned to Australia, they'd be allowed to live with you straight away, not spend at least a month in Quarantine.

A Decent Proposal

The problem with (or maybe intention of) fortune cookie fortunes is that the fortunes are so open to interpretation.